You Might be a Poole If…
1. You’re full of water?
2. You believe coupons should be incorporated into our economic system
3. You can sleep through a tornado
4. Your power washer cost more than your car
5. You have more than one middle name
6. If you have ever asked for a loyal customer discount at the local Golden Corral ... you might be a Poole...
7. You go out of your way to go get that free something with that certain coupon just because it's free
8. You've actually been able to shop in the "skinny jeans" section.
9. If you have ever thought that a deer could potentially be a legitimate pet... you might be a Poole
10. You have enough children to marry off and make an entire congregation related.
11. If you have ever thought that there was great business opportunity in cordial cherries and calendars... you might be a Poole
12. If you have ever used the term "built in babysitter"
13. You think a size 4 is "huge." (Charity. :-P )
14. If you ever dropped a mirror on your big toe (Amber)
15. If u see someone staring and counting and u look all around to see what they're counting until u realize they're just counting the members of your family! Lol
16. U might be a Poole if you feel like your feet can't breathe in shoes!
17. If you’re ever late...to every single event no matter what time you leave or get up.
18. If you view time as a relative term..
19. If others often mistake your normal cook out at the park for a raging party
20. If you stand by your friends no matter what...
21. If you never wear sunscreen cause you think your skin is invincible to sunburns
22. You still think your right even if your proven wrong
23. if saying goodbye and leaving is a 45 minute event
24. U may be a poole.... If u learned how to drive, in a van.
25. If your only vacation in the "off" season -says
26. If you put cayenne pepper in your eyes to improve your eyesight :) love u pa
27. If you hear the word "food" and your heart rate increases with excitement.
28. If you see a plate of food anywhere and proceed to eat any amount of it..even if it is not yours.
29. If you can eat two half lbs burgers and still be hungry and "not" gain a pound!!!
30. If you prefer to negate the use of your perfectly good shoes as you run up and down your sharp mile long gravel driveway as fast as humanly possible
31. If you feel like you have "done a good thing" by leaving that last drop of milk in the carton... just in case someone else might want it.
32. If your idea of going off road is driving up the mile long driveway....
33. if you keep the company of more than 5 undomesticated cats of which you have named all of them by the markings on their fur...
34. If you think the phrase "hey can I have a bite of that" is a normal thing to say at dinner time
35. If you are insanely good at everything!! ie bball, massage, paintball, painting, songwriting, instruments, powerwashing, any handyman job, sales, network marketing, photography, soccer, football, ultimate frisbee, organizing/cleaning (well not all are good at cleaning haha), and being REALLY REALLY GOOD LOOKING!!!! :)
36. if your family knows everyone under the sun and everyone knows your family
37. If everything in your house is from goodwill, dorcus, or a yard sale
38. If you have ever had a pencil jabbed and stuck in the top of your head.
39. if you think nothing's wrong when you see somebody that you've never met before eating in your kitchen after midnight (they're probably just staying overnight w/ a sibling)
40. If you have ever thought nothing bad would happen if you played with burning plastic
41. if mud is a viable trade off for shoes..
42. if the "family size" logo makes you laugh...
43. if you think it's normal to have scratches and bruises all the time because your always falling off bikes, or jumping off places you shouldn't,
44. If Thanksgiving Dinner requires more than one turkey..
45. if your mom drives your crotch rocket on her 50th birthday
46. if you can't remember what happened two minutes ago, or take longer than 30 minutes to get ready for anything.
47. if you have gone to more public school dances than your public school friends
48. If you feed your kids green smoothies and they grow up thinking that's a "normal" breakfast!
49. If you grow up with the achievement of becoming a professional cat trainer under your belt at the age of 8 1/2.
50. If you wake up in the morning with a burning desire to compete
51. If you think it is proper etiquette to chew, talk, and spray others with your food while eating:)
52. If you run face first into a wall
53. You have a six pack...at birth
54. if going to the gym entails entering a barn...
55. If you have cat like reflexes
56. If you think the Park is just an extension of your backyard
57. if you jump like a cat when startled...
58. If you can be tickled without being touched.. (laura)
59. If you scream like a little girl even upon the thought of seeing a snake ( Jason)
60. You must be a poole if you scream "DON'T RUN THE WATER" while taking a shower...
61. If taking a family photo is a major undertaking
62. If you think finding baby kittens is more fun than an egg hunt
63. If you can turn sidewalk camping into a highly profitable venture...
64. If you have a way of making people feel like they are a part of your family
65. if waking up early is 10
66. "taking out the trash" means having to drive it to the end of the driveway
67. If playing "bee" ball at the barn is part of your phys Ed :)
68. If your driveway contains 6-8 cars on a daily basis
69. If you are late to the party that you are throwing.
70. If you rent out a room that is already occupied by two other people
71. If you run a generater in the back of your pickup truck with an extension cord running from the generatter to the inside of the cab while driving down the highway just to charge your phone
72. If your parents bed was the place you were conceived and born
73. You might be a poole if gaining weight is a reason to celebrate
74. you may be a poole if soap is a good substitute for toothpaste
75. If the milk in your fridge is illegal
76. If u have two volume settings ..off or LOUD
77. If ur toots are so potent NASA has contacted u to assist in the rocket research program
78. If you event new games on a daily bases...and there actually fun and great!!...poop on a stick anyone?
79. If air conditioners are overrated ...
80. If heaters are overrated......
81. If "stripping", "grinding" and "banging" are part of ur job description...
82. If every time a friend comes over they leave injured..
83. If you think the speed limit is just a suggestion.
84. When you find yourself ballin in the rain on a crooked rim with limited light...
85. If green means go and red means stop and yellow means go FAST!!!
86. U might be a Poole if u buy socks one day and throw them away the next day
87. When your friends have to tell you the event starts an hour earlier just so you only show up 20 mins late
88. you know your a poole (jp) when you can pick your toe cheese, talk on the phone, and eat while driving! =)
89. If you take up 1 3rd of your church!
90. you know your a poole if you cant breathe when your laugh
91. you know your a Poole when you spend more time talking about the 100 differences you have than you do working!
